Why do you make my teeth have so much pain after I visit you? I know my teeth look awesomely white and perfect now, but seriously the pain is not fun. You just had to scrape right down to my gums until I bled, didn’t you? I don’t like you very much.
Love, Jill
You are horrible! I am seriously considering switching teams on this one. You claim to be good for 24-hours, and yet in none of those hours do I feel better. Be prepared to meet the inside of my trashcan.
Love, Jill
I love you already. I think this is going to be a fantastic thing.
Love, Keira
You had the worst ending of any book I have ever read. I mean three endings? Really? This isn’t some “choose your own ending” book. You’re supposed to be real literature! You get a huge fail.
Love, Jill
You are incredible. And awesome. And hot. But I love you anyway. Thanks for being amazing and fun and legit.
Love, Keira
Thank you. So much. Thanks for not judging or making me feel like I have to be anyone special, and that you like me even we are sitting around just eating fatty pizza or taking a walk. You guys have made me appreciate the good stuff.
Love, Jill
I knew there was a reason I liked you better than Finn. Not only are you incredibly attractive, but you can sing, and you’re a fantastic person. Thanks for being super.
Love, Keira
I’ve discovered that your kryptonite seems to be good books. Yet sometimes you still manage to keep me up at night. Would you please stop? I very much enjoy sleeping.
Love, Stephanie
I’m kind of obsessed with you. I hope that there are many more days like you for the rest of my life. Let’s frolic together, okay? Okay.
Love, Keira
Wow. You are so delicious. You are most certainly my new obsession. Working at a tea place has it’s perks, like getting to taste new teas like you. Thank you for being so yummy!
Love, Jill
